23 April 2009
Fart Alert
For up to the minute farting fun, frolics and info visit:
http://www.serendipitysearch.co.uk/farting.html
http://www.serendipitysearch.co.uk/farting.html
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28 July 2008
Farting Website
26 December 2007
This blog has moved
06 October 2007
Why do farts make a noise ?
The sound is produced by vibrations in the anal opening. Sound depends on the velocity
of expulsion of the gas and the tightness of the sphincter muscles of the anus. Contrary to a popular misconception, the noise is not generated by the flapping of your arse cheeks.
of expulsion of the gas and the tightness of the sphincter muscles of the anus. Contrary to a popular misconception, the noise is not generated by the flapping of your arse cheeks.
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18 September 2007
LK - MySpace Blog - http://blog.myspace.com/azuresandstorm
I fart in your general direction....
You know, last time I looked, I've been out of school for about 12 years, I have a college education and I'm no longer a teenager.Bring it! 'Cause I'll ALWAYS be better than you!What? LOL(no, this i...
You know, last time I looked, I've been out of school for about 12 years, I have a college education and I'm no longer a teenager.Bring it! 'Cause I'll ALWAYS be better than you!What? LOL(no, this i...
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14 August 2007
Scientist Create Objects From Reverse Farting
Bean City, Florida (IP) - Scientists are using reverse flatulence to create solid objects. The first object created was a bean which seems related to pork and beans according to its molecular structure.
The next object created was beer much to the pleasant surprise of laboratory participants. A hard boiled egg was the next object to be created from reverse flatulence.
Scientist think now that they may be able to create a dog from a dog fart and this holds promise that eventually a man will be reproduced from a large cloud of flatulence. While the possibilities of creating a man seem quite obvious it is doubtful that a woman could be created in this fashion in that there is not much credible evidence available that women actually fart. Some people claim that they do but there is no audible evidence nor many witnesses to such an event.
One method which holds promise in the area of female flatulence is to find a woman with a sense of humor and this, scientists suspect, could lead to the proof required to establish this conjecture as fact. Scientist have posted advertisements on the internet which offer a reward to any man who has had a woman hold him under the bed sheets after releasing a gas cloud during such sport but so far no one has come forward with any related information.
The next object created was beer much to the pleasant surprise of laboratory participants. A hard boiled egg was the next object to be created from reverse flatulence.
Scientist think now that they may be able to create a dog from a dog fart and this holds promise that eventually a man will be reproduced from a large cloud of flatulence. While the possibilities of creating a man seem quite obvious it is doubtful that a woman could be created in this fashion in that there is not much credible evidence available that women actually fart. Some people claim that they do but there is no audible evidence nor many witnesses to such an event.
One method which holds promise in the area of female flatulence is to find a woman with a sense of humor and this, scientists suspect, could lead to the proof required to establish this conjecture as fact. Scientist have posted advertisements on the internet which offer a reward to any man who has had a woman hold him under the bed sheets after releasing a gas cloud during such sport but so far no one has come forward with any related information.
Labels: http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i22393
29 July 2007
Motion
Video: How to Disperse a fart
By Lovebug Honey
Ever wonder where your farts go when you make certain motions? Well here are some scientific examples brought to us by, yep you guessed it, the Japanese.
By Lovebug Honey
Ever wonder where your farts go when you make certain motions? Well here are some scientific examples brought to us by, yep you guessed it, the Japanese.
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